Cheaters Stink

With one month to go, the countdown is on. I tell C: no hoarding, no stockpiling, no getting your mom to take a trip to Costco. Why? Because, well that would be cheating. Here's what I'm talking about:

C: I'm going to need deodorant.

S: I'll look for a good recipe on-line.

C: What!? No. Oh god. Sarah, I have to WORK. I can't smell.

S: You work with Grade Nines. The Drakar Noir scent should mask yours ten fold.

C: That's not the point. I don't want to be able to smell myself.

S: I like the way you smell.

C: You're not listening to me.

S: Yes I am--I wonder where I can find rock salt in bulk...

C: It's going to be a long summer.

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